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Cresteds are the weirdest dogs in the universe. They first came to Earth when they managed to blow up their Home World by messing with things that didn't have anything to do with them. They are instinctively evil but sometimes cloak this in hair and try to act like other dogs. Unfortunately there isn't enough hair for all of them and so some have to go naked still. Without this covering of hair their true natures shine forth and they cannot help themselves and do evil sneaky and crazy things. |
Antics that no one else would ever think of, even less consider doing. A playfulness and
clownishness that makes you think they want you to laugh at them and you can't help doing so. When
they sing their lungs out, when they race like mad around the garden, when they bark like mad at the
weird mystery being only to discover it is dad in a formal suit, when they suddenly are on top of that
desk, when they managed to open the cupboard and steal all metallic lids again, when they work together
to suddenly achieve three times as much mishief, when they want a hug, when they sleep on your arm in
total contentment. Once in your home they are in your heart and all you can do is give up, and love
them 
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I have this on GOOD authority as I was told by my Rottweiler Professor Knowitall...
History: This piece was originally posted on the Crested-L ListServ on June 26, 1998 by Mary-Jane Fredrickson. Unfortunately, the Crested-L ListServ was disbanded without warning on October 4, 2000. As a result, many such works were lost forever. Two months later, Veronika Berglund discovered that she had a copy of the original email, making this piece the only surviving post from Crested-L. It is reproduced here in its original form. Permission is granted to cross-post and redistribute.
